Another 50 Things

Title: Things I'm not allowed to do

Author: Ashray

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, and this just proves why it is better that I don't.

Summary: I have more things that I really shouldn't do. Some of the ideas are from MangaOtakuTB15 and fangs 1998. Thanks to you for your ideas, and I'm glad that you like it! ^______^


51. I will not call Ra a golden chicken (MangaOtakuTB15)
52. I will not summon an evil creature from the shadow realm and call it my pet
53. -And I will not feed it with agents.
54. -or Jehovah's Witnesses.
55. -or teachers.
56. Bungee jumping off the Kaiba building is against the rules, even if it isn't
    written anywhere.
57. If I even look like I might sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" I
    will be sent to the shadow realm.
58. I shouldn't call Bakura a bunny (fangs1998)
59. -or fluffy. He doesn't like it and might react with violence and aggression
    to it(fangs1998)
60. No matter how vast the uses and entertaining the results, I will not indulge in
    fun with duct tape.
61. -This goes double for superglue.
62. -I will give neither duct tape nor superglue as toys to Marik
63. -or Bakura.
64. -and I will not tell them what to do with them.
65. Sending love notes to Pegasus and signing them 'With Love, Yugi Mutou' is not
    appropriate.
66. -Neither is signing them with: 'I had a great time last night, Malik Ishtar.'.
67. I will not to tell Kaiba that I know all about his affair with Ryou Bakura.
68. -Especially if it's not true.
69. -I also can't sell the story to the media.
70. -or post it in the internet.
71. No matter how much Marik's hair might annoy me, it is inappropriate to sneak into
    his room at night and shave it off.
72. -it is also not nice to make said hair into a wig and wear it to breakfast the
    next morning.
73. -Nobody cares that it makes me feel "pretty".
74. -or scary. He can and will try to murder me.
75. Zork's problem is not that "he needs to get laid".
76. -and I shouldn't try to get him a date with the pharaoh.
77. -or the thief king.
78. -or anyone else. No body likes him.
79. Zork's problem is also not that he needs a hug.
80. -and trying to do that could get you killed.
81. -so I shouldn't tell Anzu that Zork needs a hug
82. I will not melt if water is poured over me.
83. -Neither will Bakura.
84. -or any other Yami.
85. I will not call Yugi a midget (MangaOtakuTB15)
86. I will not call Yami pharaoh of midgets. (MangaOtakuTB15)
87. -or Yami will hunt me down with his cards and every monster from the shadow realm.
88. -Getting Bakura to call them midgets doesn't makes it any better.
89. -I will not call anyone shorter than Anzu midgets, period. (MangaOtakuTB15)
90. Coming up behind Yami while he and Bakura are glareing at each other and
    saying:"Oh,go on and kiss him already!" is not funny.
91. -Even if Anzu does say, "Yes, I thought so too."
92. The human known as George W. Bush is not related to or working for Zork in any way,
    and I am to stop insinuating that he is.
93. I will not commit crimes and then say I was under the control of the millenniums rod.
94. I will not insult people and then say I was under the control Malik's millenniums rod.
95. -I will not control people with the millenniums rod.
96. I am not allowed to sell nude pictures of the Hikaris on the internet.
97. -Giving the same pictures out for free is also frowned upon.
98. -I shouldn't even taking such pictures in the first place.
99. -I shouldn't use those pictures to blackmail the Hikaris.
100. -or their Yamis will hunt me down, steal my pictures and sent me to the shadow realm.


TBC...