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The first 50 Things I'm not allowed to do
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TBC:
Yes, there will be more… I already have nearly 200 things that I shouldn't do in Domino City! But if you know more, just tell me, and I will add it if it's not already on the list…
(This is just a little distraction from all the other things I should do at the moment….)
The first 50 Things I'm not allowed to do
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- Murder is not a healthy way to let out my anger.
- -Telling Marik it is is also not good.
- I do not know Kaiba's phone number.
- -I don't pretend to know it.
- - I'm also not allowed to sell it.
- - The same goes for any other phone number of any other character in Yugioh!
- I am not allowed to train flying monkeys into attacking Anzu.
- -Or anyone else.
- -I am not allowed to train flying moneky's period.
- -Or get anyone else to train them for me.
- I am not allowed to lock Joey Wheeler and Seto Kaiba in a closet to see if hot sex will occur.
- -I am not allowed to lock anyone in a closet to see if any kind of sex will occur.
- "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
- "Non-Flammable" is not a challenge!
- -nor do I tell Marik that it is.
- -or Bakura.
- I will not agree to interviews taking place on the 31st of February.
- -And I will not ask Yugi to do that neither.
- Kuribo is not a Tribble.
- -Marik is not a Klingon.
- I am not allowed to run around naked screaming 'Bakura has stolen my clothes!', no matter how much I know people want me to.
- -I shouldn't tell the Hikaris to run around naked either.
- I did not see Kaiba in his office singing 'I Kissed A Girl' and I should stop telling people that I did.
- Selling photo shopped pictures of Yugi and Pegasus making out is not a way to earn money.
- Despite how much I like dogs, putting a leash on Joey is inappropriate. (He would just try to bite through it anyway.)
- Claiming the voices inside my head made me do something is not an adequate excuse for anything.
- -Nor is claiming my evil twin Larry did it.
- I am not allowed to buy Pegasus a poodle and paint its fur pink.
- I am not allowed to kill said poodle in his sleep and hang its bloody carcass from the ceiling of his bedroom.
- -I shouldn't try this with a bunny either…
- I will not tell Marik to use his brain.
- I will not tell Bakura to use his brain.
- I will not tell Marik to use Bakura's brain.
- Marik is not on drugs.
- -nor will I give him some.
- I will not ask Yami if Bakura is good in bed.
- -I will also not ask him about Yugi.
- -I will also not ask Yugi if Marik is good in bed.
- - and neither will I ask Bakura if Marik is good in bed.
- I will not try and get zombies to eat Anzu
- -or Mai.
- -or any other female character, just because I like Yaoi!
- This list being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore I shouldn't do so
- I shouldn't give Marik TNT
- I shouldn't give Bakura Ceditcards.
- -especially if they are not mine.
- Saying Zork is my hero is bad.
- I will not tell Pegasus that he is actually the star dancer in Swan Lake!
- I will not call Pizza Hut and ask them to deliver to the shadow realm.
- -nor will I ask any other restaurant or delivery service to go there.
TBC:
Yes, there will be more… I already have nearly 200 things that I shouldn't do in Domino City! But if you know more, just tell me, and I will add it if it's not already on the list…
(This is just a little distraction from all the other things I should do at the moment….)
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Yugioh, and this list just proves why it is better that I don’t.
Summary: I got inspired by such a list I read for a movie… Or was it a game?.. I don’t really remember… doesn’t matter anyway..
Just a list of things I shouldn’t do with, to or around the Yugioh characters.
[link] ---->Another 50 Things
Disclaimer: I don’t own Yugioh, and this list just proves why it is better that I don’t.
Summary: I got inspired by such a list I read for a movie… Or was it a game?.. I don’t really remember… doesn’t matter anyway..
Just a list of things I shouldn’t do with, to or around the Yugioh characters.
[link] ---->Another 50 Things
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I'm trying 49. tomorrow ! xD